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Bush On Global WarmingWashington
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ChingarraSan Press Release Political Satire December 8, 2005 As scientists from around the world gather in Canada for a conference on global warming, President George W. Bush has assembled his own group of scientists to respond to charges that the U.S. is not doing it's part in this effort. The President touted the work of his scientific panel stating, " I have complete confidence in the studies going foreword." The studies, as reported by the panel, show that the main cause of global warming is the carbon dioxide being exhaled by humans as they breathe and speak. The report went on, describing the huge growth in world population, as the primary cause of global warming. The President went on to describe his plan to reduce global warming:
disbelief! He wondered aloud if the illogical statements made by the president would be enough to have him taken away in a straight jacket! On the other hand, the rest of the reporters present at the news conference applauded the presidents efforts and gave him high marks on his leadership! GOOD GOD! ChingarraSan |