Crooks and Liars
Progressive Daily Beacon
Bush On Global Warming
ChingarraSan Press Release
December 8, 2005
As scientists from around the world gather in Canada for a conference
on global warming, President George W. Bush has assembled his own
group of scientists to respond to charges that the U.S. is not doing it's
part in this effort.
The President touted the work of his scientific panel stating, " I have
complete confidence in the studies going foreword."
The studies, as reported by the panel, show that the main cause of
global warming is the carbon dioxide being exhaled by humans as they
breathe and speak. The report went on, describing the huge growth in
world population, as the primary cause of global warming.
The President went on to describe his plan to reduce global warming:
disbelief! He wondered aloud if the illogical statements made by the president would
be enough to have him taken away in a straight jacket!
On the other hand, the rest of the reporters present at the news conference applauded
the presidents efforts and gave him high marks on his leadership!