On Global Warming
December 8, 2005
As scientists from
world gather in Canada for a conference
on global warming,
George W. Bush has assembled his own
group of scientists
to charges that the U.S. is not doing it's
part in this effort.
touted the work of
his scientific panel stating, " I have
studies going foreword."
The studies, as
reported by the
panel, show that the main cause of
global warming is
dioxide being exhaled by humans as they
breathe and speak.
went on, describing the huge growth in
as the primary
cause of global warming.
The President went
describe his plan to reduce global warming:
stunned by the presidents remarks, left the press conference reeling in
- "The only way to reduce global warming is to limit
carbon dioxide output of humans!" "When people breathe and speak, they
are harming the atmosphere!"
- "Prohibiting breathing, is of course out of the
question, at this time."
- "Reducing the world population is one of the things
that can be done, and, we are making great strides toward that goal!"
- "Then, of course, there is speaking!" "Especially
freely!" "When people speak freely, they are adding excess amounts of
carbon dioxide to the atmosphere!" "Add that to the amount of carbon
dioxide which results from breathing, and then you can see the scope of
- "As I described in item 2. above, breathing is still
allowed. but could be in jeopardy, depending on how many humans
continue to speak freely!"
- "In order to stop global warming, FREE SPEECH MUST BE
disbelief! He wondered aloud if the illogical statements made by the
be enough to have him taken away in a straight jacket!
On the other hand, the rest of the reporters present at the news
the presidents efforts and gave him high marks on his leadership!